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Time-sensitive Note: This joke refers to the case of a Chinese plane on U.S. planes in international waters. China has demanded an apology from us and stole our aerospace technology, when forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese soil.

Ten things that the Chinese have learned through the study of our spy plane

10. Codes of America can be broken by anyone with basic knowledge of Pig Latin

9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet Casino Video Poker

8. According to the panel: "If Bush gives the order, NOD wait politely, said that Cheney"

7. Tub filled with bottles of Colt 45

6. Mission was to determine, whether the Chinese people can fly, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

5. "Cloaking Device" button there, because he was a pilot for "Star Trek" fan

4. Leave Perhaps not the best idea to "spy plane" in the wings

3. Unique safety feature of the airplane: an angry kitten

2. Aircraft is so high-tech lavatoriesis characteristic of the blue waters of the future!

1. Americans smell of Doritos and Aqua Velva